2003-12-31 - shwa~!
2003-12-30 - Peter Pan for the rest of us
2003-12-30 - "fi-hi-ight" is actually printed in the lyrics book. holy carp.
2003-12-28 - "there's only one way to put an end to this nuisance... HE'S WEARING A WIRE!"
2003-12-27 - ignored pain
2003-12-26 - to be struck down on christmas eve
2003-12-26 - no, i won't be doing the obligatory "gifts received" list.
2003-12-24 - slacking off in the back room with your managers is fun.
2003-12-23 - "not THAT englebert humperdink; the other englebert humperdink."
2003-12-22 - today i bought a copy of Copenhagen while wearing the Copenhagen shirt i got from Stage. appreciate the irony, demmit! appreciate the irony!
2003-12-21 - my former neighbor's father's legacy.
2003-12-21 - j left me an ace of spades.
2003-12-20 - purchasing a couple of books online is looking increasingly tempting right now.
2003-12-18 - i seem to be hungry.
2003-12-18 - today i was referred to as an "eckerd alumnus." how depressing.
2003-12-17 - "i am your god." "okay. turn this into a woman." "i'm serious!" "so am i."
2003-12-15 - pre-midnite fast breaking.
2003-12-15 - slumber.
2003-12-14 - indecipherable.
2003-12-14 - "because the king of the potato people won't let me. i begged him. i went down on my knees and wept. he wants me to keep you here..."
2003-12-13 - "yeah, and the train wreck section sounded like a, uh, train wreck." / contest, again.
2003-12-12 - (roman)clubbing
2003-12-11 - random contest and a kitch
2003-12-11 - bringing you yet another pointless entry
2003-12-11 - another short one: rope.
2003-12-10 - one thought / esurientes
2003-12-10 - "Scientology: we get really screwed up as children!"
2003-12-10 - dorky
2003-12-08 - not very interesting
2003-12-06 - sachi!!
2003-12-05 - "here, have a knife." "who gave you a knife?!"
2003-12-04 - seems kind of irrational
2003-12-03 - lewd and lascivious
2003-12-02 - cheap books
2003-12-02 - non-epic
2003-12-01 - if you like sensual cigarettes.
2003-12-01 - door-indow
2003-11-29 - triple double-take, and my family is nuts.
2003-11-25 - angzzz is a curse on my headlights. stupid car repairs...
2003-11-24 - GANNONS! with grandma. (repeat)
2003-11-23 - i wanna be shipwrecked and comatose, drinking fresh mango juice
2003-11-22 - but the tympany player's drum really was out of tune, so i can forgive him
2003-11-21 - material stuff
2003-11-20 - kodama: when you can't get the zoloft commercial fix.
2003-11-17 - one down, infinity to go.
2003-11-15 - as roommate said: de-fucking-liverance!
2003-11-15 - four misfortunes, or between the deer.
2003-11-13 - right before you passed out
2003-11-13 - umbrellas can be fun, kids!
2003-11-12 - twenty
2003-11-11 - 11-11
2003-11-10 - five minutes of 10 Things I Hate About You in the morning is a great pick-me-up
2003-11-09 - to do list
2003-11-09 - concern
2003-11-08 - ding! ramen's done ding! ramen's done ding! ramen's dooooone.
2003-11-07 - 26
2003-11-06 - my entries are growing stale, uninteresting, and short. i must remedy this.
2003-11-06 - that dog is high.
2003-11-06 -



be careful, lest ye leave a mark.
2003-11-05 - one giant string quartet.. with a bass, flutes, a bassoon, and percussion. riiiiight.
2003-11-05 - "It is not pleasant to die horribly."
2003-11-05 - i get a "you're not skipping class this morning" knock on the door in approximately six and a half hours.
2003-11-03 - whee i'm a dork!
2003-11-02 - : Instrumentality / One is naked, one is not.
2003-11-01 - happy (all saints day) (all souls day) (all hallows)
2003-10-31 - watch that...
2003-10-31 - Thomas Hardy wrote "Hap"
2003-10-30 - i fell asleep against a door last night.
2003-10-29 - II of 7 makes me sad.
2003-10-28 - not just me. three other people, too.
2003-10-28 - if it takes two and a half hours to watch a ninety minute movie, you're doing something wrong
2003-10-26 - unlike Mangofarmer, i can be succinct.
2003-10-26 - daylight savings time sets me back and Oscar Wilde only wishes he were that gay!
2003-10-25 - white lightning is joytastic!
2003-10-25 - the only thing i can be certain of is that i will procrastinate
2003-10-24 - Hume! :P
2003-10-24 - this entry needs a title
2003-10-23 - 20$
2003-10-22 - on this, mole day eve.
2003-10-22 - "i'm sorry, but for reasons not concerning you, you need to commit suicide today."
2003-10-21 - starch
2003-10-21 - yaaaaaawn
2003-10-20 - ii zu..
2003-10-19 - "Ah, well. Children were meant to surpass their parents."
2003-10-19 - "DIE you fucking rat bastard vampire!!!"
2003-10-18 - home~fall
2003-10-17 - arrival
2003-10-17 - p.s.
2003-10-16 - that's the beauty of it!
2003-10-16 - statement.
2003-10-15 - uninteresting
2003-10-15 - "He's god! He can do whatever He wants!" (in duet,)
2003-10-14 - spooky
2003-10-13 - "hey - where are my keys?"
2003-10-13 - go back to the last entry. please, spare yourself the pain.
2003-10-13 - lim x -> inf. (i) = dne, correct?
2003-10-12 - chill.
2003-10-12 - lynch.
2003-10-11 - fundie, fairy goth, et cetera.
2003-10-11 - "I was kissing her- --are you stoned?"
2003-10-10 - the dairy farmers salute me.
2003-10-09 - red lights flashing behind gives way to smile and spoon swordfights.
2003-10-08 - one wrong step and "kyadaa, kyadaa!" you're it.
2003-10-07 - "it's all greek to me," said sophia. (somebody hit me for just typing that, please.)
2003-10-07 - everywhere you look!
2003-10-06 - flailing for a thesis
2003-10-06 - -blank-
2003-10-05 - the conspicuous absence of 4
2003-10-04 - folk implosion really makes it hap-his *Attended, or alone Without a tighter breathing And Zero at the Bone--*
2003-10-03 - linux penguins.. attack!
2003-10-02 - cuir sneachd geal, N.B. Must hang myself when I have finished.
2003-10-02 - no way thick vegetation's gonna stop us
2003-10-01 - leig air, no latha-tòiseachaidh.
2003-09-30 - baby,...
2003-09-30 - one, two.
2003-09-29 - ...did you just call me a human dictionary? (and happy new year!)
2003-09-28 - "Okay, you're a cab!"
2003-09-27 - it took me seven minutes to type this entry. it really shouldn't have taken that long.
2003-09-26 - "no, we are NOT playing 'stomp frisbee!'"
2003-09-26 - i hate that "i'm late! i'm late! i'm late for a very important date!" spiel.
2003-09-25 - you can never know that you know.
2003-09-24 - you ask
2003-09-24 - i like my galleon medallion. hahaha.
2003-09-23 - an unexciting confession.
2003-09-23 - disorientation: it's a good thing.
2003-09-22 - buy me a copy of Same Difference? please? ...i didn't think so...
2003-09-22 - procrastination is such an art.
2003-09-22 - k-pop. yes, k-pop.
2003-09-21 - "...

Yes, that is a sin."
2003-09-20 - rule number one: don't throw your partner into the wall.
2003-09-19 - I may be an English major, but I'm still a meteorologist at heart.
2003-09-18 - hiring the yakuza to yank a guy's teeth out with pliers for flirting with you, and then extorting him and two others for money. hmmm... ideas, ideas.
2003-09-18 - my stomach dislikes me right now.
2003-09-17 - ...om...
2003-09-16 - ohh.. by "stealing" you meant actually stealing
2003-09-16 - this is a tribute.
2003-09-16 - i'm critiquing emily dickinson poems as if i'm an editor! (me=slave. not editor. remember this.)
2003-09-15 - PRACTICE MAGNIFICAT
2003-09-15 - i think i just disrupted the time continuum.
2003-09-15 - "but i'm really just a sensitive artist but portrayed like i am the hardest"
2003-09-15 - "funeral march for a marionet" is clarinet-centric. yay for the clarinet.
2003-09-14 - "Repitition is the magic key."
2003-09-14 - i like these shadows, do.
2003-09-13 - "yes, i do like camels," and other completely irrelevant titles.
2003-09-13 - the priest needs a hug.
2003-09-12 - screaming infidelities and taking its wear.
2003-09-11 - this probably isn't worth your time. unless you want to take complain about my word hating.
2003-09-11 - oooOOOOoooo. pills!
2003-09-10 - contradiction.
2003-09-10 - we're adding a halloween concert. w00t.
2003-09-10 - mademoiselle song!
2003-09-09 - i heart my pants.
2003-09-09 - hey... i'm out at sea, and i do need you..
2003-09-08 - hello. please hold.
2003-09-08 - hahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2003-09-07 - the day i had my ordination.
2003-09-07 - now i have two diary entries with footnotes. huzzah.
2003-09-07 - i heard the word "kinky" spoken aloud roughly nineteen times yesterday. how.. freaky(y).
2003-09-07 - to i so brain still i headphones.
2003-09-06 - ska band + sugarhill gang = priceless.
2003-09-05 - my inner intellectual wants to die.
2003-09-04 - teachers don't like it when you mention joyce. apparently it frightens them.
2003-09-03 - seven violins, two violas, five cellos, three flutes, one basoon.
2003-09-03 - blood? who needs blood?
2003-09-02 - sure, teaching in the electronic age sounds all well and good, but that's only until the electronic age screws you over.
2003-09-02 - new improved schedule! now with eighteen credits and more delightful evening classes!
2003-09-02 - on classes
2003-09-01 - to the point.
2003-08-31 - So yes: yay.
2003-08-31 - "i won't give everything away.. this is not where you belong!"
2003-08-30 - the conversation chips were eaten!
2003-08-29 - i'm sorry that it rains i'm sorry i ever came i'm sorry i'm sorry
2003-08-29 - kein deutsch mehr!
2003-08-28 - day two, evening
2003-08-28 - day two, morning
2003-08-27 - first day of college. save me.
2003-08-26 - so! 's all right (all right)! fuan fukitobase wow wow!
2003-08-25 - "yes, yes, that's it. jump through the hoop!"
2003-08-25 - to download: WinZip, AIM, a good wallpaper
2003-08-24 - stop hitting the refresh button.
2003-08-24 - "if it weren't for that horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college."
2003-08-23 - moshi moshi!
2003-08-22 - no, i did NOT lick the needle. idiots.
2003-08-21 - pascal.
2003-08-20 - darth vader versus gandalf. discuss.
2003-08-19 - i feel like buying a nancy sinatra album
2003-08-19 - ikimashou!
2003-08-19 - i need.. i dunno. a shovel to the head or something.
2003-08-18 - yume ippai! aaaaaah-oo!
2003-08-18 - writing: this entry.
2003-08-17 - "i think the snake did it."
2003-08-16 - fukui-san!
2003-08-15 - i bet there is no "glasswrights' test". i bet the test is making it all the way through the stupid book.
2003-08-15 - transmission.
2003-08-14 - shh.. the sirens want me.
2003-08-14 - boring entry
2003-08-14 - okay, so maybe it's not gnomes
2003-08-13 - "wait a minute! he's not dead! *BANG* ...strike that!"
2003-08-13 - gnomes sneak into my room and beat me at night
2003-08-12 - no, this entry isn't about sex.
2003-08-11 - "koibumi" is better than it has any right to be )
2003-08-11 - early morning vh1
2003-08-11 - ho hum
2003-08-09 - mango juice
2003-08-08 - i
2003-08-08 - lj;kfd
2003-08-06 - pleeease kiss kiss will somebody kiss me please pleeeease please kiss kiss won't somebody (KILL) me please
2003-08-06 - 395 days later...
2003-08-05 - "well bitch bang"
2003-08-03 - "they're coming to take me away, ha ha!"
2003-08-01 - blood: the last..umm...wait..
2003-07-31 - that's lovely, but what is this invitation to?
2003-07-31 - the rambling of a person who should stay very, very far away from the medical world
2003-07-30 - antisocial geeks of the world, untie!
2003-07-29 - "i got my head checked by a jumbo jet it wasn't easy but nothing is"
2003-07-28 - "i like your cones, baby"
2003-07-28 - the previous entry is more interesting. go back now.
2003-07-27 - prim * e
2003-07-25 - "congrats on your impending child" is a great phrase
2003-07-25 - not as cool as Hawaii 5-O (which i never liked very much anyway)
2003-07-24 - insomniac life...
2003-07-24 - ting!
2003-07-23 - cigarettes, peat moss, and red
2003-07-21 - "I felt like poisoning a monk."
2003-07-21 - rain on the window
2003-07-20 - an open-ended ending
2003-07-19 - Mm... motorcycles.
2003-07-17 - modern korean power ballads! (suck just as much as modern american ones!)
2003-07-17 - "um... how do you open this soda?"
2003-07-16 - "Aaahh!! The couch is on fire!!!"
2003-07-16 - eve 6
2003-07-15 - "I can actually smell the lawsuit."
2003-07-14 - "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE RAPTORS HAVE GOTTEN OUT!!"
2003-07-14 - "go to the de-e-e-evil!" (david mcduff asserts his moral right.)
2003-07-13 - no. 3
2003-07-13 - Sie / du
2003-07-12 - a conversation.
2003-07-12 - br
2003-07-11 - nowhere near as cool as ninja pirates
2003-07-10 - suppressed witticism
2003-07-09 - AWKward
2003-07-09 - pointless
2003-07-08 - "Um, you forgot to not die."
2003-07-08 - rl st anger overcast
2003-07-07 - "You're just afraid I'll beat you at checkers."
2003-07-06 - yay for renaissance festival stage shows!
2003-07-05 - that mothermother wasted me!
2003-07-04 - saa! yume wo tsukurou
2003-07-03 - good morning, how may i help you?
2003-07-03 - i am living on a separate plane
2003-07-02 - happy first birthday, Shadows in the Looking Glass!
2003-07-02 - yes, -another- survey
2003-07-01 - ...knock...me...d o w n. . .
2003-07-01 - 420 is also a boat, you know
2003-06-30 - be nice and take my quiz? please?
2003-06-30 - "clatter crash clack racket" is right!
2003-06-29 - hi, may i kill you?
2003-06-28 - yet ANOTHER torture session.. i mean graduation party
2003-06-27 - i have conquered the crane machine!!
2003-06-27 - symphonic
2003-06-27 - hmm...
2003-06-26 - funny how our dreams come true
2003-06-26 - la-la-la
2003-06-26 - it's 04:37 a.m.
2003-06-26 - a quiz thingy. again. huzzah.
2003-06-25 - *gasp* three entries in one day!
2003-06-25 - "ninety years ago i was a freak. today i'm an amateur!"
2003-06-25 - you got your hair pulled back and your sunglasses on
2003-06-24 - click here to use to the form for a weblog-style diary (huh?) [huh is right! what phrasing!]
2003-06-24 - clarification. it's a good thing.
2003-06-23 - it's gonna work because i'm pushin' it right
2003-06-23 - "is it because...?"
2003-06-22 - school's out!
2003-06-20 - graduation needs to be taken out back and shot. repeatedly. with a bazooka.
2003-06-20 - we must do this more often
2003-06-19 - think twice 'fore you touch my girl! come around let you feel the burn!
2003-06-18 - on ophthalmologists and promiscuity
2003-06-18 - what entry?
2003-06-18 - random funnery
2003-06-17 - die, regents, die!!
2003-06-16 - arr, matey! it's drivin' me nuts!
2003-06-14 - now you see me, now you
2003-06-14 - hisssssssssssss
2003-06-13 - yay for friday the 13th!
2003-06-13 - T minus eight hours
2003-06-11 - (if you're not sure what this is, just leave it blank)
2003-06-10 - entry descriptions take too much effort
2003-06-09 - "...or some kind of 'undead... ...times TWO?!'"
2003-06-08 - "It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as 'two.'"
2003-06-07 - i love bookstores and good conversations and catching up with old acquaintances
2003-06-04 - "well, if that's what she wants, i think I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!"
2003-06-04 - ice cream, sheep, and the awe-inspiring number of 7
2003-06-03 - george w melted into the indian ocean? what?
2003-06-02 - soy un perdedor... i'm a loser baby..
2003-06-01 - sales tax increases suck
2003-06-01 - pineapple pizza promotes world peace
2003-05-31 - the rant of a student and retail slave
2003-05-31 - movies.
2003-05-30 - awesomest - "hey! hey! what U gonna do for me? hey!"
2003-05-29 - you know the stage lights are too hot when the sweat causes your glasses to slide down your nose
2003-05-28 - (blank)
2003-05-27 - playing the clarinet while driving is a no-no
2003-05-27 - ~in memorium~
2003-05-25 - please murder that fuck upstairs
2003-05-23 - yearbook day-ish
2003-05-21 - is this some sort of "tennis nostalgia" week that i don't know about?
2003-05-21 - damn you, greg dean!
2003-05-20 - tie-dyed poetry and a linearilly challenged mind
2003-05-19 - pointy quills... ouchie.
2003-05-18 - a quiz-thingy
2003-05-17 - why run when you can stalk?
2003-05-16 - another poem from my pen
2003-05-16 - i have a spiffy black hat, purplish shoes, a kodama pin, and a pastel pink shirt i bought from a local band. that should be enough to make me totally stylin'.
2003-05-16 - mommy, the sky is bleeding!
2003-05-15 - "i was on that like a rainbow on an oil spill!"
2003-05-14 - freud can shove ALL of his books up his posterior. simulatenously.
2003-05-14 - foresight is a good thing.
2003-05-13 - the zen art of running into bleachers
2003-05-12 - file 2003.05.12
2003-05-11 - a tornado shoud level me
2003-05-10 - life is so much brighter when you're a skeptic
2003-05-09 - monkeys typing shakespeare
2003-05-08 - the sign said please don't feed the waterfowl
2003-05-08 - i was called a whore today. i've never been called a whore before. i don't know what to think.
2003-05-07 - the orange
2003-05-07 - i feel swank
2003-05-06 - it's eleven'o'clock; do you know where your children are?
2003-05-05 - survey-ish
2003-05-05 - paramour!
2003-05-04 - done.
2003-05-04 - you're one of my kind.
2003-05-02 - vid.html
2003-05-01 - boom. crash. k-pop!
2003-05-01 - i think backwards is more interesting
2003-04-30 - "i didn't know squirrels could smoke crack!"
2003-04-29 - yes, that seriously diminished his capacity as the good book
2003-04-28 - 33 is gonna be a HUGE year
2003-04-28 - crawl further into the duct. duh.
2003-04-27 - waiting for a phone call that's not going to come
2003-04-26 - yay for books
2003-04-24 - goin' down "rodeo" (wit' a shotgun)
2003-04-22 - "we don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly 'round here."
2003-04-20 - "how about panicky babbling? would panicky babbling work?"
2003-04-18 - you wanna mess with trebek? huh? do you?
2003-04-16 - horroscope
2003-04-15 - the nature of god
2003-04-15 - plastic plants just don't taste as good
2003-04-13 - hello, clarice..
2003-04-10 - 200th
2003-04-09 - Copenhagen
2003-04-09 - ~static~
2003-04-07 - the school dress code rant (finally!)
2003-04-06 - "you squeak!"
2003-04-04 - yay for sammy!
2003-04-03 - pretty...
2003-04-03 - nyet.
2003-04-02 - it's electric!
2003-03-30 - i have bats in my belfry
2003-03-30 - white stuff falls
2003-03-29 - *beeeeep*
2003-03-29 - hello, my name is WHEE!
2003-03-26 - 'cause i'm a dork
2003-03-24 - i had something meaningful to write, but i forgot what it was
2003-03-23 - ...and take the sock out.
2003-03-23 - i don't want your PAIN!
2003-03-21 - _:Chobits:_
2003-03-21 - Dulce Et Decorum Est
2003-03-21 - i saw Goody Bibber with the Devil!
2003-03-18 - mein herz brennt nicht mehr
2003-03-15 - kuso!
2003-03-14 - 3.14159...
2003-03-13 - ~atashi no kokoro~
2003-03-11 - "one candle in the night, shining so true and bright"
2003-03-11 - i can feel your beat
2003-03-09 - i spent four hours staring at the cover of the sports illustrated swimsuit edition thinking how skilled the photo editor must be to brush up the photo like that
2003-03-07 - everything is a reference to masturbation
2003-03-04 - come on!...'s'a'right!
2003-03-03 - ich warte, ich warte...
2003-02-28 - 'ever the same, shorty and the ez mouse
2003-02-24 - Zoloft - it's not just a commercial anymore
2003-02-23 - so...so...tired...
2003-02-22 - ()
2003-02-21 - my favorite plastic cooking spoon
2003-02-20 - Beat.
2003-02-19 - The Wrong Guy
2003-02-19 - "Perhaps you should knit."
2003-02-17 - "What did you think I was going to do? Smite you between the eyes with a hitherto well-concealed mace?"
2003-02-17 - dead girls like me
2003-02-13 - it's winter. huzzah.
2003-02-12 - for all i know
2003-02-11 - find a letter written in black painted in red
2003-02-11 - tap into your inner chi
2003-02-09 - chi...is a "chobit"?
2003-02-06 - whisper in my ear, tell me to remove the mask
2003-02-03 - the deal of a lifetime
2003-01-31 - would you wear that?
2003-01-25 - shall be lifted
2003-01-24 - c'mon, giggles
2003-01-22 - "no responsibility, i gave it up for lent"
2003-01-20 - the secret workings of my heart
2003-01-20 - kill death! kill death!
2003-01-17 - good, or don't be.
2003-01-14 - sensation washes over me i can't describe it
2003-01-11 - subtelty
2003-01-06 - that adulterous fuck!
2003-01-03 - my dear, i don't give a damn
2003-01-02 - ,,,,,,
2003-01-02 - plum-erific!
2003-01-01 - my 2002 in review
2003-01-01 - 2003

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